One is supposed to behave at the Louvre Museum, but I just couldn’t help myself. There stood yet another statue seeking to depict the ideal male form, only this one had a discernible defect in the derrière.

Upon seeing it, I blurted out in my best Forrest Gump voice, “I got shot in the buttocks.” Mercifully to those around me, I didn’t offer a surprising reveal like Sgt. Gump did to President Johnson. (If you’ve seen the movie, you get the reference.)

Talk about a race to the bottom. 🙂

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